Snow Place Like Home

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Lay your peepers on this.

(Warning: If your peepers gets frozen to it pour warm water over them and tug gently)

5 Things That Make Me Sad

As a farewell to winter, I give you 5 things that make me sad:

1. Bums who run full boar and ram their heads into dumpsters for a beer.

2. The kid who accidentally poops his pants in class.

3. Mothers smoking with their (unbuckled) kids in the car.

4. Dick Clark's "Rockin' Eve"

5. I can't grow a legit mustache.


What are some of yours?

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